If all of this is love
Lets bomb the night away
Lets fire up every state – and make it another US

Lets democratize the world
With missiles and big tanks
We’ll show them all – just how much we care

Chorus: Yeah, if all of this is love
We’ll end up singing this stupid song
If all of this is love – call me George

How we love third world countries
Spicy food – and oil is cheap
We are just there to help – aren’t we?

We’ll just save them from Saddams
From tyrans and islam
Guide them to the good life – they’ve never had

Chorus